Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
“I fucking hate you, but I love you
I’m bad at keeping my emotions bubbled.
You’re good at being perfect, we’re good at being troubled.”
HOW IS THERE A GIF IN THIS SCREENSHOT I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE
Do you really think a screen shot is powerful enough to stop Beyonce from flipping her hair?
i love being the coolest kid in school
Are you homeschooled?
why you gotta be like that homie
“No matter what direction you view this image from the gun will be pointing at you.”
so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.
so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.
it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.
without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.
he spent $34
hes the guy we learn about in math